1. Match with girls on Tinder

 1. Match with girls on Tinder

2. Get them to agree to FaceTime

3. Explain that we withdrew from Afghanistan because fentanyl has overtaken heroin as primary street opiate and is fully synthetic and thus doesn’t require any raw plant material, making Afghanistan mostly obsolete in funding CIA’s black budget

4. Got to bed alone, but fulfilled

5. Repeat

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3/28 — ISIS-K and the CIA, an Afghan love affair

For decades the alleged leaders of Afghanistan’s ISIS affiliate worked as security contractors for the US-puppet regime in Kabul and helped the CIA control the lucrative opium trade.

11/5 — Afghanistan Opium Poppy Supply Plummets 95% After Taliban Ban -UN

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